Freaks Demotivational Poster
DAMN YOUR EYES! - Too late.
THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.
SELF LOATHING -
GENETICS - They don't make em' like the used to
FREAK SHOWS - So you can feel good about yourself
A CIGARETTE ROLLED BY A CIGAR - Sometimes rolling a butt is as remarkable as breaking an Olympic record Our so-called freaks make us human in the end
WHILE I'M DOWN HERE... - As a Professional Astrologer, I See Uranus is in Retrograde
IT'S OKAY - We're Greybeards
WHEN YOU ARE BORN -